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• I resemble that remark....
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  Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks....
• Mistress: A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress.
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• Another harmless practical joke to be played on people living in multiple story apartment buildings is as follow
  Knock on victim's door. Say, "I've got to use your window, someone's about to jump from an apartment above yours....
• IEGOYC = Insert Ethnic Group Of Your Choice) IEGOYC 1
  We've decided to keep pigs. IEGOYC 2: Where you going to keep them?...
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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