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• Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going
• From albert@endor.UUCP Tue Dec 13 18:30:05 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: albert@endor.UUCP (David Albert) Subjec...
• I hope these aren't too offensive. Perhaps they should be rotated.
  ) (1) A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms....
• Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of interesting ones.
  1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght oil....
• The rich ex-aggie reluctantly sent his son to Rice.
  In his first year the son got a girl in trouble, so the fast thinking lad sent his dad a letter, saying that a professor at Rice could teach Ol' Yeller to talk for $...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.
  ) Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string....
• An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
  A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
• Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...