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Step on it before it gets the children!
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It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
Step on no pets!
Crewman Green, step on that rock!
GUI? Don't step in it!
Never step in anything soft.
A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he hits her over the head with his shovel.
What are the three occasions an Italian man visits his priest?
His first communion, when he gets married, and before his electrocution....