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• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dre
  When she got there the cubbard was bare and so was her daughter, I guess....
• Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going to have to lay either Jack or Jill off.
  He really couldn't decide which one to lay off because they were both really good workers....
• 90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
  The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her....
• Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• Now that I've fallen, the stupid button doesn't WORK!