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That Old Velveeta Really Sticks Like Glue!
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That old Velveeta really sticks like glue!
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VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I was once in a nice family-style restaurant when I observed some kids supergluing the dishes to the table.
They also attached the silverware, napkins, salt, pepper, etc....
The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
To be done in warmer climates: break apart oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie (the way most kids eat them).
Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling....
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says to the doctor....