Related:

• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you.
• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
• If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
• We have met the enemy and they is us.
• We have met the enemy and he is us.