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Any Offense Taken Is *only* In The Mind Of The Offended.
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Any offense taken is *only* in the mind of the offended. ;-)
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Enlightenment is only a state of mind.
My mind is not for rent to any god or gov'
This is an offense-optional message.
A Gentleman Never Gives Offense Carelessly.
Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any.
Proper fits What is a human resource? Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs?
Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement....
REASONS TO STAY STRESSED: * STRESS HELPS YOU SEEM IMPORTANT
Anyone as stressed as you must be working very hard and, therefore, is probably doing something very crucial....
The following story is an excerpt from an interview with singer Tom Jones published in the San Fransisco Examiner 2/12/89.
The interviewer asked Mr. Jones whether he ever has problems with the husbands of the women who throw their underwear onto the stage during his performances....
An <ethnic> couple decided to stay at a very exclusive, WASP only hotel for a night.
The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever....