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They tried to sell us egg foo young...
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Bill Watterson, cartoonist: "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Must sell at tallest sum.
Control-Alt-Buy-Sell
This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
