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There Was Young Man From Crete Who Could Shoot Across The Street A Chemist Named Kelly Would Bottle The Jelly And Sell It As 'Extract Of Meat'.
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There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across the street
A chemist named Kelly
Would bottle the jelly
And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
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