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• Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• A lawyer and an engineer <or some other honest profession membe
  ) > were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawer said "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned....
• You are here: X
• X-- : You are Here
• Old friends, one a doctor and the other a lawyer, bump in to each other on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
  Doctor: "What brings you here?" Lawyer: "I'm on a month-long vacation....
• YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS .
  .. here's how you can tell (by Michael Cassels of the "National Inquirer") Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human - but you can spot these visitors byy looking for certain tip-offs, say experts....
• Insurance... Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to file a claim.
  .. Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!...
• My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll X-ray your throa
  a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room....