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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
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• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
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• Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was nice.
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