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Anything Good In Life Is Either Illegal, Immoral, Or Fattening.
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Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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Immoral Majority Charter Member.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
7. Is it illegal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Why? Heck almost anything is possible in California....
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use....
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Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use....
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it!
It changed my life, it was good, the end.
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!