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Try Not To Salt Thy Salt. For It Is Salted Afore.
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Try not to salt thy salt. For it is salted afore.
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What's red and screams? A skinned baby rolling in salt.
It already has enough SALT...Add some PEPPER.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
What do the U.S. soldiers in the Middle East amd home-made Italian ice cream have in common?
--They both require Iraq assault....
A simple yet effective joke for all seasons... Fill the sugar bowl with salt.
.. Mmmmm...sure makes them wheaties/coffee/etc taste good !...