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• Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.
• MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
  .................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....
• Medical Terminology for the Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The study of fine paintings Barium -- What you do when CPR fails Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To live longer Fester -- Quicker G.
• Q: What is the definition of 'gross'? A: Eating a hot dog and finding out it has veins.
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
  I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
• Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss.
• Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is 50 Years Old 15> His Humvee's left turn signal is always on.
  14> Vericose veins bulging out of his neck....