Artery................... The study of fine pictures.
Barium................... What you do when the C.P.R. fails.
Cesarean Section......... A business district in Rome, Italy.
Colic.................... A type of sheep dog.
Coma..................... A punctuation mark.
Congenital............... Friendly.
Dilate................... To live longer.
Fester................... Quicker.
G.I. Series.............. A baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Grippe................... A suitcase.
Hangnail................. A coat hook.
Medical Staff............ A doctor's walkin cane.
Minor Operation.......... Coal digging.
Morbid................... A higher offer.
Nitrate.................. A lower bid than the day rate.
Node..................... Was aware of it.
Organic.................. A church musician.
Orgasm................... Japanese art of folding paper.
Outpatient............... A person who has fainted.
Post-Operative........... A letter carrier.
Protein.................. In favor of young people.
Secretion................ Hiding anything.
Serology................. Study of English Knighthood.
Tablet................... A small table.
Tumor.................... An extra pair.
Urine.................... Opposite of Your Out.
Varicose Veins........... Veins which are very close together.
Benign................... What you are after you are eight.
It is important as an med student in Kentucky to remember the four basic
rules:
1) Speak slow with small words.
2) Place a rolled up tissue in your lip so your speech pattern resembles
someone from Kentucky.
3) A hillbilly male is not commotose, that is just their normal lifestyle.
4) A young Kentucky girl is not a virgin unless she has no brothers.
