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• Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters!
  Skipper: "You can say that again, little buddy!...
• What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
• We're glad in this Ferraro financial trouble no one redid Mr.
  Truman's old line and said, "If you can't stand the heat go back to the kitchen....
• File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
• Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?
• The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
  Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
• MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days.
  Mac- Dougal said, "Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?...
• I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
  I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese....