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• As a result of the reduction in the availability of funds budgeted for departmental areas, we are, unfortunately, forced to cut down on our number of personnel.
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• Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
  !!...
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• Tooth Fairy Form Dear : Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
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• Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours in the library trying to look up Author Unknown?
• A guy walks into a pub with a pig under his arm, and this pig has a wooden leg.
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