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A few months ago I saw a newspaper clipping which told of a newspaper in Illinois (I think.
..) which ran a story warning consumers that, on such-and- such day, Illinois Bell would be "blowing the dust out of the phone lines" and that all phone owners should cover the earpiece of their phones with a bag to catch the dust....
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