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• You were told not to feed me after midnite!
• Time For A New Clock When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
  Being naive about these things at the time, I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight!...
• Warning: not responsible for contents of posts made after midnight ;-}
• You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
• Well feed me bran and call me irregular!
• After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Dow
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....