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• We couldn't agree on a format for the standards manual.
• Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
• Work expands to exceed the time allotted.
• It always happens, but we never expect 'the unexpected'
• Commandments of Helicopter Flying. 1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to concern him.
  2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift....
• Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!
• THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United State
  in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessing of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusion, lazy and other wimps....