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I Love Standards, There Are So Many Of Them!
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I love Standards, there are so many of them!
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We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
.. Underneath someone had scrawled... '...SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'...
Love is blind, so I read lingerie in Braille..
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
I've just upped my standards, so up yours!
The Internet... My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and so I asked why it was so long....
LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room....
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: fsh FORD Fucker Only Runs Downhill I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
.. Underneath someone had scrawled... '.......SO WAS THE TITANIC !!'...