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• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
• Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with friends!
• Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care.
• Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out!
• Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care.