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We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?]
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Now, where did I put that sling shot.....?
Space is the final frontier. Now where did I put my map?
PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
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Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....