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  ..guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna die!...
• A: Do you drink milk...'cause it sure did your body good. B: Too bad I can't say the same for you.
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
• Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!...