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• And of course you heard about the Pole and the Czech who went hunting.
  .. The rangers had warned them about the bears, but they felt they were well enough equipped....
• The BBS your mother warned you about.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
• A farmer went to the doctor complaining that his sex life was not what it should be.
  So the doctor gave him some pills, but warned him that they were still experimental, and that he should be extremely careful in their use....
• There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• The Story Of Yam: You know that all potatoes have eyes.
  Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam....
• There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones.
  John was married but Joe, the other brother was single and the owner of a small delapidated boat....
• We are the people our parents warned us about.