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• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
  Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
• Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines: Man: "Haven't we met before?
  Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
• A woman went to visit her therapist. As they were talking, the therapist noticed she had a chipped tooth.
  How did that happen?" asked the therapist. "Do you remember that vibrator you gave me?...
• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• Bless Me, Father... Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
  I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?...
• Ring...click....(sound of loud music in background).
  ..Hello? - just a second while I turn the stereo off (sound of person running to click off music, which gets quiet....