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I'm Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? (No.) Well Then, Please Start.
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
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When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
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Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
A woman went to visit her therapist. As they were talking, the therapist noticed she had a chipped tooth.
How did that happen?" asked the therapist. "Do you remember that vibrator you gave me?...
I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she would have to make cutbacks.
.. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks.
.. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
Bless Me, Father... Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
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Ring...click....(sound of loud music in background).
..Hello? - just a second while I turn the stereo off (sound of person running to click off music, which gets quiet....