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• Getting The Job Done Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work.
  After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken....
• What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
  "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
• Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
  !? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
• Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
• Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
• The Palm Beach Pokey You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out.
  You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about!...