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• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
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• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
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