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Woof! Gasp! Choke! Yes, I Do Have People Telling Me All The Time
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Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
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What does this do, Mr Woof?
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From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
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