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• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Shovel Your Driveway 10.
  Doesn't seem sure which end of the shovel to use 9....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• Jesus and Moses went to the links one morning to play a round of golf.
  Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
• 1. This one happened impromptu. A group of us were novice UNIX hacks working for our department of computer science, all on similar terminals.
  I had written a small program that would transmit a single character at a time to another terminal....
• Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation, so he goes to his local brothel.
  He enters and finds the madam. As it's the busiest time of the day, there is only one girl left, who is Chinese and doesn't know a word of English....