Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Shovel Your Driveway
10. Doesn't seem sure which end of the shovel to use
9. He's over 80 and has a medic alert bracelet.
8. Won't stop bragging about his custom-made six-fingered gloves
7. Says his shovel broke, asks you for a vacuum *
6. Midway through the job, he puts on a bear suit and starts
hailing cabs.
5. Whenever you aren't looking, he takes a whack at your knees.
4. Has 84 gift certificates from Toys `R' Us
3. He's too busy disrupting dad's inauguration speech to finish.
2. You get a half-hearted recommendation from his wife,
Marilyn Quayle.
1. Doesn't finish till mid-July
