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• It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.
• Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!
• How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch....
• Nice guys get sick.
• Good tea. --Nice house.
• Have a Nice Day !
• Deep in December it's nice to remember.....
• Have a nice day, elsewhere.