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Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our pro- duct does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product....
NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
And that's a wrap!
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Q: Why should you wrap your pet hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it won't explode when you fuck it....
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.