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• Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
  Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
• Thank you for NOT NOT using tag lines! <HUH?>
• < Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? >
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• My EZ-READER just got SLIMED
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Better save that.
  We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop....