Tower: Hotel-1, Cleared To Hover Taxi, Stay Clear Of Runway 16, Cessna In The Pattern Doing Touch And Go's.

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Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna
in the pattern doing touch and go's.
Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16.
H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?
Tower: Roger, Hotel-1...you're going the WRONG WAY, Sir...(brief
instructions)...and remain clear of 16.
Me: Cessna 123, turning left base for 16.
Tower: Hotel-1, proceed on course. Break. Cessna 123 fly through
final, 270 to 16.
Me: (Pause. Confusion...fly through..? Vectors? No...Huh?) "Cessna 123, uh,
sorry could you repeat that last?"
Tower: Cessna 123, fly through your final, right 270 back to 16. (Pregnant pause)
Tower: ...Kinda like an 'off-ramp'. (Another pause, but shorter this time)
Me: Roger that, 123 takin' the next exit, will call final.

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