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• Bless Me, Father... Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
  I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?...
• A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
  One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
• Athiests are really on the spot; they have to sing "Hmmmmmm bless America!
• Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
  She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
• George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
  George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
• There once was a priest and a nun on missionary journey in the Sahara Desert.
  They were riding a camel in a caravan across the desert when all of sudden a sandstorm blew in....
• Mrs.O'Donovan... Mrs.O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Rafferty.
  Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs.O'Donovan?...