There once was a priest and a nun on missionary journey in the Sahara Desert.
They were riding a camel in a caravan across the desert when all of sudden a
sandstorm blew in. They were separated from their traveling companions and
got lost in the desert. After a few days the camel collapsed from exhaustion.
Father John looked at the Sister Agnes and said, "Looks like this is it for
us." Sister Agnes agreed. "I always wanted to have sex before I died." said
Father John. "Me too." said Sister Agnes. So they both undressed. When had
both disrobed, Sister Agnes looked down at the Father John's sceptre and
said, "What is that?" Father John told the good Sister that it was the Shaft
of Life. Said Sister Agnes: "Then, why don't you stick it in that camel so
we can get the hell out of here?"