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• Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blowjob.
  Answer: (d) a blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob....
• Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
  A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, eggs or meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob....
• Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
• Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die
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• Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
• Boycott SHAM-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
• Braindead homosexual: A vegetable that was once a fruit.
• Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!