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Which Of The Following Doesn't Belong? (a) Meat (b) Eggs (c) Wife (d) Blowjob.
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Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blowjob.
Answer: (d) a blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your
eggs, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Related:
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, eggs or meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob....
Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass....
Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.
Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die
Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A
Hold onto your nuts! This ain't gonna be no ordinary blowjob....
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
Boycott meat - beat a vegetable.