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• Recursive DejeVu (think about it for a min)
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• RIME policy; 10 line limit in COMMON
• If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
• If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  · Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
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• Finally, a liberal opposition!