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• We come in peace, shoot to kill.
• We aim to please and shoot to kill!
• In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
  "Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
  A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's....
• Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?" "Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?
  "Heaven, God speaking." "Bridge, Kirk here." "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em...
• Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? A: He wants to go where no man has gone before.
• Kirk returned to the table carrying a small magtape with him.
  "Captain", said Spock, "from the fact your carrying an archaic form of software distribution with a proprietary label on it, I conclude that you have somehow reached the ENTERP...
• What a fix we are in. Peace has been declared...