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• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• I'm excessively annoying.
• Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
• Difference between success and failure: One more time.