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• Where there's a will, there's a probate
• Q: What's the diff between a pitbull humping your leg and a poodle humping your leg?
  A: The pitbull gets to finish....
• What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
• Debate is the death of conversation.
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....
• The Senate passed the debt ceiling hike with no debate.
  Just as well. It's already been talked to debt....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
• Secretary Regan didn't like the federal rescue of that big Illinois bank, but finally decided that in this case FDIC meant further debate is crazy.