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Gerry Ferraro Says She Wants To Debate George Bush.
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Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush. It'll give both a chance
to get an edge in wordwise.
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Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
Our record is strong on women's issues," says George Bush.
And Aunt Ilse agrees. She says she can smell it all the way up in Oelwein....
American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
What will this administration do? Hire car thieves?...
American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
Gerry Ferraro says we don't need government on our backs "but on every citizen's side.
These metaphors are getting under foot....
Gerry Ferraro says voters face a "stark choice" in November.
Right. Stay home and be apathetic or go to the polls and be reluctant....
Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.
Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....