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Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
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Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
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Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions....
Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
I say to the doctor, "It seems as I get older, my ears get bigger!
. The doctor, he say to me, "This is not unusual....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.
14 "Little noted by the press, vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the Willard Hotel in Washington, D....
200 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid....