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• What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
  Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
• From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
  ) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
• This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire.
  He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book....
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!