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• Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
  Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior....
• One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
  A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!...
• One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
  "The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his mother had brought him, and hurried back....
• There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipping a bottle o' stout and obviously drunk out of her mind.
  The town constable walked up to her and said, "Sure, now sister Colleen, and why'd ya be doing a thing like this?...
• 64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum Who married Samantha, his bow-legged cousin?
  Some people say, Love finds a way, But for Sam and Samantha it doesn'....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
  If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!...
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....