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Don't Hate Yourself In The Morning--sleep Till Noon.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
I tell ya' I get no respect. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No - I hate myself NOW ......
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
NEVER sleep with someone CRAZIER than yourself!
Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
Alienation can be fun! AMNESIA RULES ... er ... um An elephant is a mouse drawn to government specifications Anarchists unite!
Archduke Ferdinand found alive - First World War a mistake!...
30 A lonely young lad of Eaton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass Who showed him her ass -- Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
Sex at noon taxes.