Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Don't Use A Big Word Where A Diminutive One Will Suffice.
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Related:
Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do ?
Comments on the future evolution of languages: There are consistent trends in the past evolution of language
and in all likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in the future....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One...
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
Where service isn't just a word; it's a noun.
Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
How to Annoy a Californian: ** Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
** Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. ** When giving directions, finish with "it's right down yonder on the left....