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Don't light a match!
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13. If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The Match!...
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
What the world needs is an electric match.
Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!